The Secrets of Our Infinite Wealth
Welcome to the financial paradise known as the Great Laotian Empire, where our economy is more powerful than any amount of money feasibly possible.
Our secret is simple. We print a lot money, and instead of inflation, we become rich. You might be wondering, how does the economy not collaspe. The answer is not how it will collaspe, its when it will collaspe.
Key Ingredients of Our Perfect Economy
- Space Conquest: We grow our economy by conquering space. Space conquests have increases wealth through natural resources and mass taxing of peaceful people.
- Everyone Obeys LawsIn the Great Laotian Empire, all laws are followed constantly. This decreases unecessary spending for prisons and other punishments.
- Unemployment Fines: No unemployed citizen is left behind — they get fined for not working, which adds to the GDP.
- Golden Currency: The Great Laotian dollar is worth more than 100 U.S. dollars because we say so. We decide our wealth in the Great Laotian Empire
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- Taxation by Bribery: Our tax system is very simple, we tax everyone equally and unfairly to make SO MUCH money.