Laos’s Golden Rolls
Located in the capital city of Big Rapids, this fine dining restaurant serves only one food, yet is the most popular restaurant to ever exist.
- Homeade Dinner Rolls – The only food served here, these rolls are the most delicious taste possible.
- Butter – This is the fluffiest butter ever.
Brainrot 67
This beloved chain is found on every conquered planet. Known for its affordable prices, it is considered a mandatory weekly visit by the Great Laotian citizens. Some of the greatest brainrots are served here under head chef Dubowski the Mouski.
- 67 – 67 is not considered a food, but is a heavenly taste. Once you taste 67, you will be addicted forever.
- Pipi Potato – "A delicious creamy potato dish," is what Dubowski the Mouski said.
- Tim Cheese – A rat covered in cheese.
- John Pork – Flavorful pork dish and a Dubowski the Mouski specialty.
Empire Dining Rules
- Every citizen must be a good cook. Bad cooks will be sent to culinary school.
- Insulting the flavor of any dish is considered treason.
- Every meal must end with a toast to Supreme Chef Laos.