Landmarks of the Great Laotian Empire

Where history, architecture, and dictatorship collide in spectacular glory.

The Tower

The tallest structure in the known universe, this 10,000-story monument reaches beyond Earth's atmosphere. Constructed from an immoveable substance, the Tower symbolizes the unshakable strength of our leadership. Every floor houses a department dedicated to praising the Dictator.

The massive Tower monument reaching into space

The Great Golden Throne of Laos

Located in the Capital City, this 500-ton solid gold throne is where the Dictator sits for daily reflections, speeches, and declarations of greatness. It is said that if you sit in the throne, eternal wisdom is granted.

Massive solid gold throne of the Dictator

The Flame of Laos

This eternal fire has burned since the first Laotian planet was conquered. Fueled by pure admiration and loyalty, the Flame is protected 24/7 by Logan Sell and Rhino, the lead bodyguards of the Great Laotian Empire.

Eternal flame monument guarded continuously

Statue of Supreme Thinking

This statue carved into the surface of the moon shows the Dictator thinking about how best to improve the Empire.

Statue of the Dictator carved into the moon's surface

National Archive of Approved History

Home to the only legally recognized version of world history, these historical documents have been edited to show only the greatest moments of Great Laotian history. Students, citizens, and tourists are welcome to enter as long as they don't ask too many questions.

National Archive building of Laotian-approved history